• a_jug_of_marx_piss [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Dudes be too scared to moan during sex, whole time I’m in my girl ear like "Every useful thing, as iron, paper, &c., may be looked at from the two points of view of quality and quantity. It is an assemblage of many properties, and may therefore be of use in various ways. To discover the various uses of things is the work of history. So also is the establishment of socially-recognized standards of measure for the quantities of these useful objects. The diversity of these measures has its origin partly in the diverse nature of the objects to be measured, partly in convention."

  • VolcelPolice [any]
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    4 years ago

    Congratulations! You have been convicted of spreading anti volcel propaganda! Please report to the station to claim your prize

  • kristina [she/her]
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    4 years ago

    one time i made it a bit to start talking about some of mao's policies when my boyfriend was about to cum just to fuck with him. did this maybe 5 times before the bit grew stale

    • VolcelPolice [any]
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      4 years ago

      Cumming? That's against volcel law. Time for a visit to the cells

  • RedArmor [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Sir, horny posting hours are over. Please report to the Volcel Squad.

  • Wmill [they/them]
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    4 years ago

    Maybe someday I could achieve this level of leftism 😔. Pray for me or if secular send good vibes to make this happen somehow. Edit the volcelpolice came through here and ignored me they probably know this is never gonna happen for me :agony-deep:

  • OllieMendes [he/him,any]
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    4 years ago

    I had an idea for a porno called "Anarcutie gets fucked by Capitalism". It'd be me wearing red/black striped stockings and sleeves, a mini skirt, an antifa shirt, and a black and red heart shaped choker while getting fucked by a dude wearing a Monopoly Man outfit while I moan "Yes, capitalism, oppress me!" and he's all like "Har har, mine! It's all mine! I own the means of production just like how I own this ass!" And then when he finishes he goes to hand me some money only to snatch it away and say, "What, did you forget? I'm your landlord too, remember!"

  • quartz242 [she/her]
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    4 years ago

    In observance of our volcel pledge the key will remain around my neck until after all theory has been dialectized then the chastity device will be removed.