lonmoer [none/use name]

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Cake day: July 26th, 2020

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  • I like to creep around my home and act like a goblin

    I don’t know why but I just enjoy doing this. Maybe it’s my way of dealing with stress or something but I just do it about once every week. Generally I’ll carry around a sack and creep around in a sort of crouch-walking position making goblin noises, then I’ll walk around my house and pick up various different “trinkets” and put them in my bag while saying stuff like “I’ll be having that” and laughing maniacally in my goblin voice (“trinkets” can include anything from shit I find on the ground to cutlery or other utensils). The other day I was talking with my neighbours and they mentioned hearing weird noises like what I wrote about and I was just internally screaming the entire conversation. I’m 99% sure they don’t know it’s me but god that 1% chance is seriously weighing on my mind.










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    3 years ago

    The nerve of him to say he's the best at capital allocation. No bitch you're the best at capital hoarding, we have no idea if other people might be better than you because you fucking guard your pile of gold coins like a dragon.