Take them away boys
:volcel-judge: :data-revolutionary: :geordi-no: :picard: :volcel-judge:
By the way we need a Riker emoji just so I can have the volcel police arrest him, he's the horniest. Wasn't expecting this lol
Just wait for mirror universe DS9 Kira.
Or any innumerable horny episodes for Troi in TNG.
I love Trek, but the horny is so often cringe.
It's a strange level of horniness where it also feels repressed in a way, not sure how I feel about it but Riker literally grinning ear to ear at the thought of getting some alien ass is clearly hilarious
frakes truly does have a top-tier, all-time, hall of fame shiteating grin
it's extremely horny but not at all sexy. a great combination
You literally just described almost all Star Trek fans and most high schoolers.
1st season Bashir should have been fired for sexual harassment like 9 times and the only reason he wasn't was that Curzon Dax was horny as fuck.
Bashir: "Hey Dax, Jadzia, hey Dax, how about a date. With Sex. Sex date, yeah! How bout it?"
Dax "My god, you have like, some kind of concentrated anti-game"
And let's not forget Enterprise. Mandatory decontamination rub-downs every time there's an away mission.
Or all of Voyager after Seven of Nine joins and half of Voyager before she joins. lol
Beverly has almost as many horny moments imo, they're just usually with JL or space ghosts.
Star Trek has always been horny. "The Cage" features Captain Pike being kidnapped by aliens who try to stud him.
Compare to Star Wars, where nobody has sex. Ever. Not even once.
That's true, there is no sex in star wars, or marvel for that matter
I remember Jessica Jones and Luke Cage, in particular, being pretty horned up.
Not as dorky as the TNG shit, tho.
Oh for sure. TNG was far from the horniest show out there, but it was the exception in that sex was often just something that people did, and not exclusively a tool for humour or scandal.
"I don't like sand. It's course and rough and irritating. And it gets everywhere."
There was a Voyager episode where some aliens try to stud Paris and Kim.
Voyager was actually very sexless compared to earlier Trek. Harry was dressed down by Janeway for fucking an alien, and while Tom and B'elanna made out a lot, there was no talk of sex until B'elanna got pregnant.
I thought that was just Kim? The ones that changed him into their race via virus then they mate by killing the males? Kim gets infected and it draws him to the home planet. Paris tries to get some action but they give him the cold shoulder.
That does sound right. Been a minute since I rewatched Voyager.
Come on, that's not true, the Midichlorians are getting some action.
Worf is sort of an incel now that I think about it, though. Who else would go to the horny planet and immediately start a revolt against the sex-havers? Even Data would have gotten more action down there.
Even Data would have gotten more action down there.
He is fully functional
His nervous gulp before delivering that line in First Contact is still one of my favorite bits from all time
I have found my many visits to Risa to be interesting experiences.
I read that in Brett Spiner's voice.
Isaac should trade notes with you.
TOS and the first two seasons of TNG are particularly horny because of Gene Roddenberry. Although he was the creator of Star Trek, he was also a massive sex pest.
Wait till you get to the final season and Dr. Crusher gets horny for a scottish ghost
My current position, as someone who is gray ace, is that modern shows are somehow both sexless and too horny at the same time, if that makes sense.
I feel that in modern shows, there is no lead up to sex, no innuendo, and no desire. Nobody is actually horny, but they are doing the act of sex, usually for plot reasons.
Yeah it seems like every single show does the cheap "100 percent repression into surprise blindsided kissing into hard cut to sex in a bed"
I know what ace is, what's the gray part indicate? is that to distinguish it from romantic ace
Just on the scale between asexuality and sexuality. At least that's how I use the term.
The Orville manages to recapture the sexual awkwardness of TNG while shaving at least a few of the rough edges off.
speaking as an old i can tell you people used to be horny in tv and movies
In DS9 it's mentioned that people get a regular prophylactic hypospray for birth control, so maybe there's one for disease as well.
they actually do mention at some point that they get some sort of insane gigavaccine and immune boosters
I know it was basically the aliens physiology, but didn't Harry Kim get space herpes in the episode where they're helping to repair a generational ship.
More like "space co-dependence" where if both partners aren't around each other enough they get super bad hangovers.
It was technically her species' bonding process but in addition to making Harry all sparkly he went into withdrawl when he wasn't physically with her. So I guess less like herpes and more like heroin.
So like, they have to get all sorts of vaccines and other shit before being allowed to go out in space and a lot of it is assumed as vaccines at birth. In Voyager Harry Kim gets fucked up cause he has relations with a woman of alien race that wasn't cleared by the doctor. New species have to be checked out before you do that hanky panky. In Alpha quadrant they know of most the races and diseases so they can vaccine against it so it's not brought up. At least that's how I would assume one would reason all this. lol
They tried to do the bare minimum on Enterprise and created the whole decontamination chamber thing which served almost no purpose other than satisfy the producer's sex predator tendencies by having the cast rub oil on each other.
There is a Riker emoji I just don't know what the name of it is.
could have sworn its the one of him doing the "totally false, outright fabrication" from that show
wait until you see the decontamination scenes from enterprise lmao
also i legit cheered when tasha yarr died and did a little dance first time i was watching it with bf. her character's existence makes me do :agony-shivering: irl
Lol saw that episode actually, and thennshe comes back just to die again
My god watching the episode Justice -> a planet of :frothingfash: who execute those who touch their lawns incredible
One of the nicer things about Early Star Trek was the number of instances in which Picard couldn't just resort to blasting his way to a conclusion.
Oh, you got ensnared in a weird draconian legal code with an ostensibly friendly planet? You violated some obscure ancient dictate of a long forgotten race of wizards? You accidentally picked a fight when you are hopelessly out-gunned? Lets see you defuse this situation.
New Trek leans way too heavily on chase scenes and laser duels. While it does tend towards a bit more intrigue, subtlety, and continuity of plot, they've really walked away from the exploration and diplomacy parts of the show that made it more than Space Action Show.
I had seen the memes about data being "fully functional". I had no idea that that was literally the second episode of the series
Watch Jessie Genders videos on sex in star trek PLEASE. They're make favourite thing
