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(If you are out of the loop, that's okay! Kyle Rittenhouse is a chud kid who is on trial for murdering two protesters and injuring another in Kenosha, Wisconsin in the aftermath of protests over a police shooting that paralyzed Jacob Blake, a black man. There is a lot of news about the case circling around right now because the trial is ongoing.)
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BIG CW for racism, violence, and other chud things
Cant wait for all the Rittenhouse copycats once he walks. America truly is the Great Satan.
Is this from the new one everyone was talking about when it dropped? Honestly, I don't think I've heard....like....ANYTHING he's ever done. I do love stand up, just kinda never really paid attention to Bo for whatever reason.
FWIW I've seen some of Burnham's past work and while I could see why people liked it, none of it was ever for me. It's mostly musical comedy and, for whatever reason, no matter how good the comedy is musical comedy just never hits for me. Flight of the Conchords, Garfunkel and Oates, Burnham's past work... I don't know if I've seen any other musical comedy but none of those three ever clicked for me.
But Inside is great. It's funny. It's introspective. It's bitter. It's just good art.
If I don't leave my apt very often, and its ground level, does that count as a bunker?
No, but I would be dead, so really, wouldn't I be the winner in the end there?
But you won't be around to discuss the immortal science with dolphins post-nuclear war.
Fucking right? Once you get one shot off in the right circumstances, you can engineer every other to be in self-defense. This is literally what people were talking about when there's more than one "good guy with a gun". One man's good guy with a gun is another's mass shooter.
What happened to you? (If you think talking about this on the internet will damage your trial or or make you more unsafe for any other reason, please don't answer, but I am curious).
KR is THE prime example of whiteness forcing itself into a situation it has no place being and then asserting itself with extreme violence and prejudice. Of course, afterwards pretends to have acted with all due virtue and righteousness. It is the whitest mindset.
Lol why are people pretending like this whole situation would not be completely different if this were a POC on trial for driving 45 minutes to a chud protest and killing two chuds
If this were the reality, there would be no trial because the person would already be dead
They (the government chuds) killed an antifa protester who killed someone in self-defense, no trial, no shots fired from, they rolled up and murdered him. :amerikkka:
From what I remember it was like 10 of them in plain clothes that ambushed him when he was bringing groceries into his house, without trying to arrest him.
Like when the US Marshalls murdered a protestor who shot a Trumper that was attacking him with a knife?
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/10/13/us/michael-reinoehl-antifa-portland-shooting.html
Apparently on order from Trump himself. Be careful guys the shit is hitting the fan.
What fucking floors me about this, what constantly chafes my ass about this, is that he's going to get away on self-defence despite the fact he illegally acquired a firearm and crossed state lines with it, which to my understanding are a pair of heavy fucking federal charges. Like arms smuggling tier. For some reason every discussion I see on this (off this site natch) and news article acts as if he just was always gonna be there, as if it's a given that he was there. Like fuck no, this turd committed several felonies just to get to that point, which should invalidate self-defence.
Instead this fuckwad is gonna walk, get a nice grift as a regular guest on the Steven Crowder show, and probably have some chud company build AR lowers called "KR-15" with his smug face printed on the magwell. Fucking hell world.
I'm going to start arguing with these people that Pearl Harbor was self defense on the part of the Japanese. After all, they had guns pointed at them. It doesn't matter that they intentionally flew to Pearl Harbor with bomber planes with the intention of bombing Pearl Harbor.
I really dislike this argument and I think it is only realy going to work uninformed libs who think american laws mean anything at all in the first place.
There is a very big difference between "self defense" in a geopolitical context of a whole nation.
You can look at history and you'll find many instances where the USSR was accused off being aggressive even though they were just trying to change the playing field, the immediate example is the Cuban missile crisis where the US argued it was an aggression and it was the USSR that had to point out Europe was pretty much filled with missile silos pointing to them including and specially Turkey.
Even today if somehow China decides to be more aggressive towards the US puppets the years of US aggression is a major part of the reason and none of them are innocent if that happens.
Everyone that died on Pearl Harbor deserved it, waste no tears on the corpses of fascist dogs. Hawaii should be an independent communist state, fuck the monarchy business, fuck the Dole family. May or may not be apart of some greater pacific union.
Get away from the lathe right now. The rest was gonna happen but you just created the KR-15.
The worst part is how clearly I can see it in my mind. The KR-15, with that iconic image of him in the baseball cap on the magwell, and probably some stupid shit instead of "Safe / Fire" on the selector - brought to you by the same chuds who build all this shit all the time.
Judge buys Rittenhouse lawyer’s inane argument that Apple’s pinch-to-zoom manipulates footage
The lawyer claimed Apple has ‘artificial intelligence’ that manipulates footage when you pinch-to-zoom
https://www.theverge.com/2021/11/10/22775580/kyle-rittenhouse-trial-judge-apple-ai-pinch-to-zoom-footage-manipulation-claim
He’s accused of killing two people.
Off the topic of the article, but what the fuck is this writing? He isn't accused of killing two people. He did kill two people. That's a thing that happened. He says he did that. Everyone else says he did that. Nobody ever said he didn't kill two people. His argument is, "Yes, I killed those two people, and it was cool and good." :joker-gaming:
It's newspaper speak. The following isn't a defence of it, just an explanation:
Legally speaking, newspapers can't make a definitive statement as to what happened - this opens them up to a huge can of worms should the defendant in a case be found not guilty, wrongfully convicted, etc. Legally speaking, newspapers have to maintain the faux neutrality where they dance around shit but never say it: "Alleged to", "accused of", "said to have", etc.
It's cowardly, but c'est la vie with the press. Naturally, if they were to start coming down on one side or another, the shitbird R*ddit types would start to clutch pearls and cry about bias and stuff, because what libs care about most is "unbiased just the facts ma'am" reporting.
Cop kills innocent guy = biased
Guy with no active warrants dies during alleged police-involved shooting = not biased
Sure in part. I'd wager that threats from advertisers to stop buying ads is playing a significant role.
EDIT: Coming back to suggest everyone go read some newspaper articles from each preceding decade. There's good and bad but my perception is there were actually a lot more "just facts" being reported in the past. Problem was those facts support the viewpoints of the left so they had to be softened and made more ambiguous to keep the waters muddy and the public uninformed
Lol he also lied in court about going to college for nursing and being an EMT
He is neither enrolled in college nor an EMT. Thought that was perjury, but apparently not
It's only perjury if you fit into the rwight category. :us-foreign-policy:
I expected the Kenosha Killer to be exonerated by the courts all along. He killed some leftists in a fash county in a fash state in a fash country. In accordance with the national mythos that makes him a "Hero", the guy who actually did the thing all the big tough American men fantasize about doing all the time. He's going to walk and then he's going to get a book deal and then he's going to be a talking head on TV.
Expecting any kind of Justice from the US Justice System... I mean I sympathize, but people really need to stop doing that. I mean I get that it sucks to see Evil play out in real time but also ThisisAmerica.mp3
That Reinoehl dude was completely correct and he got executed by the state for defending himself.
At least he didn't miss. Be more like Reinoehl. Don't let chuds like Rittenhouse walk
the real solution is to ban all Kyles
all comrades named Kyle get to stay but they have to change their name
Love calling a CHUD dressed up as batman in his profile pic who's defending Rittenhouse on twitter a loser, and then getting called mentally disabled for being trans
like you're the one rollplaying as a character for children, buddy
Healthy adult shit is dressing up as a children's comic book character and posting FBI crime stats on twitter, actually.
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So like this judge is obviously biased towards Rittenhouse, right? How is this thing not going to mistrial?
The prosecution can appeal but not until after the whole thing is over and a verdict is given, I think
It is, I've never seen a judge act this like. He's practically screaming out loud that he's going to let Rittenhouse walk.
He’s so cartoonish about it. I’m surprised he didn’t grow a mustache to twirl.
In the next mass protest a leftist is going to kill a fascist who's on a rampage and they're going to ends up in the death row with large public support.
they don't even need to kill anyone.
that dude in florida or texas or whatever is getting time for talking shit about the people who were going to the capitol. didn't literally do anything but talk shit online and is serving time.
they'll put lefties away for anything.
Judge buys Rittenhouse lawyer’s inane argument that Apple’s pinch-to-zoom manipulates footage
The lawyer claimed Apple has ‘artificial intelligence’ that manipulates footage when you pinch-to-zoom
https://www.theverge.com/2021/11/10/22775580/kyle-rittenhouse-trial-judge-apple-ai-pinch-to-zoom-footage-manipulation-claim
“iPads, which are made by Apple, have artificial intelligence in them that allow things to be viewed through three-dimensions and logarithms,” the defense insisted. “It uses artificial intelligence, or their logarithms, to create what they believe is happening. So this isn’t actually enhanced video, this is Apple’s iPad programming creating what it thinks is there, not what necessarily is there,”
L O G A R I T H M S, they have fucking L O G A R I T H M S
how much do you want to bet this clown judge believes in qanon
what a bunch of bullshit, too. phone cameras have ~12 MP sensors and they only need 2 MP of resolution for video, so you can "zoom" quite a lot before you start to lose detail. even so they don't use "AI" upscaling
I had a math teacher in high school who banned calculators and insisted we learn log tables instead. My entire life has prepared me to mock Kyle Rittenhouse
Thank god my high school math teacher played pro poker with my partner's family at the time's family and I partied with him sometimes. My math grade fucking doubled.
I've already made peace about him walking, but what has me upset is that this kid has a bright future ahead of him :doomer:
The American judiciary is so absurdly broken, and the irony is especially painful in light of the American mythology about how our court system exists in glorious opposition to show trials and monarchic decisions historically and elsewhere in the world.
Trueanon theory of Wisconsin judiciary: Chrystul Kizer is a murderer for shooting a rapist who abducted her, but a resident from Illinois is not a murderer because self defense applies to agent provocateurs protecting capital.
Apparently it's perfectly fine to go into a large crowd and threaten them with an AR-15, then when someone tries to stop you from murdering them then you're allowed to murder the entire crowd legally.
Of course when s leftist does this (defending himself from a right winger with a knife coming to stab him) they send in the US marshals to literally murder the guy, not arrest him, they legit opened fire the second they knew where he was without even saying "police" or "stop".
Take care of yourselves people, because the LEOs are getting way more brazen in how they murder anyone they disagree with politically.
Yes you are defending him. You don't have to fucking fire at people in order to threaten them. He came there with a gun and went and got in the middle of the protestors, that's why they started chasing him cus they were afraid he was going to shoot them.
Get the real fucking facts and stop defending a murdering sack of shit.
We all did, do you think those people chasing him did it for no reason?! WTF is wrong with you
He went into the middle of a crowd that knew he was there to shoot them and the crowd tried to protect themselves from him.
if you go into the middle of a crowd with a fucking assault rifle, a crowd that is already on edge cus other rightwing nuts have been threatening them and the police have been shooting them, and the crowd reacts by trying to restrain you, then fucking murdering them isn't some perfectly okay thing
