I could just see 2004 Newgrounds.
It was a fun movie, but god damn.
Also imagine getting paid to be thrown down the stairs for a movie.
I could just see 2004 Newgrounds.
It was a fun movie, but god damn.
Also imagine getting paid to be thrown down the stairs for a movie.
Madness Combat walked so John Wick could run
It's a crime there aren't any Newgrounds emojis
Fruit clocks were rasicst right? Tank guys is obviously fash.
So that leaves what... alien hominid, the game grumps and that afro futurist satyr?
Alien Hominid has a lot of potential, plus it's a game where you kill tons of cops
Adventurist hominid?
Give John a giant demon arm via practical effects imo
Make him team up with Jesus and fight an undead demon clown too
We need smoke enough weed at the reality forces this to happen.
I could go for another Keanu Constantine.