Apparently the question asked was: "What do I do if my girlfriend is dumb?"
My jaw dropped multiple times reading this. Just holy shit, dude. I felt like the only way to regain any sanity afterwards was to share it here to let Hexbear roast this loser.
Reminds me of a dude I used to work with a few years ago, didn't think these guys actually existed irl before that.
At first I thought he was doing an (annoying) bit about being a really smart guy but turns out he just unironically believed he was the smartest person in the entire world. He also had zero respect other people, especially women, and basically thought they were AI that would always respond to situation "x" in way "y".
I worked with a guy years ago that told me he never kissed his girlfriends because that would make him a dick sucker by proxy or something. Just a couple skips in logic to the incels who claim that vaginas are permanently loosened after every different partner.
Quora: Fellas, is it gay to kiss girls?
Yes. Also kissing straight dudes is the straightest thing you can do because it's basically the same as kissing every girl he's kissed.
I wonder if thats part of why creepos are obsessed with virgins?
It's definitely part of the fantasy. That they haven't been tainted by another dick and are thus something that they should strive for.
Wait, do they fuck? Cause pretty sure there's by proxy dick touching then.
I imagine it was just a mouth thing, like sex workers not being into kissing.
No wonder "ego insert creepy :freeze-gamer: dies and wakes up in a fantasy world with easily gamified rules that can build an infinite harem" is such a lucrative gimmick to pander with. :pathetic:
Dating sim addiction not going well I take it. I'm glad I never discovered those.