The 90-year-old senator’s health has deteriorated in the past year following her shingles diagnosis.
  • blottica [they/them]
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    11 个月前

    I hope they continue to prop her up in a chair until the aids have to do diaper changes on the senate floor.

    • Metal Zealot@lemmy.ml
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      11 个月前

      Congressional Geriatric Diaper Changer is a job that still pays more than what you and I make in a year combined

        • aaro [they/them]
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          11 个月前

          why not both? Intern doesn't get paid but the intern leasing agency that manages them gets $200K/yr/intern

      • regul [any]
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        11 个月前

        Didn't Ken Klippenstein or whatever go apeshit and release all her staffers' salaries? They were not world-beaters.

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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      11 个月前

      Anchor: "Mike, why aren't you in the Senate chamber?"

      Reporter: "There was an issue that needed to be addressed."

      Anchor: "An issue? What's the status of the vote?"

      Reporter: "It's been interrupted by Senator Feinstein's absence."

      Anchor: "But diaper changes are done on the Senate floor."

      Reporter: "That's true. But the issue was that the senator had a temper tantrum and well... um... There's no easy way to say this - she threw her feces."

      Anchor: "I see."