Anchor: "Mike, why aren't you in the Senate chamber?"
Reporter: "There was an issue that needed to be addressed."
Anchor: "An issue? What's the status of the vote?"
Reporter: "It's been interrupted by Senator Feinstein's absence."
Anchor: "But diaper changes are done on the Senate floor."
Reporter: "That's true. But the issue was that the senator had a temper tantrum and well... um... There's no easy way to say this - she threw her feces."
I hope they continue to prop her up in a chair until the aids have to do diaper changes on the senate floor.
Congressional Geriatric Diaper Changer is a job that still pays more than what you and I make in a year combined
No way, it'd totally be an unpaid internship I'd bet
why not both? Intern doesn't get paid but the intern leasing agency that manages them gets $200K/yr/intern
Didn't Ken Klippenstein or whatever go apeshit and release all her staffers' salaries? They were not world-beaters.
Anchor: "Mike, why aren't you in the Senate chamber?"
Reporter: "There was an issue that needed to be addressed."
Anchor: "An issue? What's the status of the vote?"
Reporter: "It's been interrupted by Senator Feinstein's absence."
Anchor: "But diaper changes are done on the Senate floor."
Reporter: "That's true. But the issue was that the senator had a temper tantrum and well... um... There's no easy way to say this - she threw her feces."
Anchor: "I see."
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"Dianne Feinstein" has released a statement saying that she is in good health and will soon return to the Senate floor