My handlers are asking me to tell you not to link/tag the comment or post, to prevent accusations of brigading obviously, but there have been a ton that should be added as new taglines for the site.

The one that prompted this post:

I'm fine with interacting with people of different ideologies and cultures, but I feel like the hexbears mostly just want to harass us "tankies".

Huh? Do you mean "liberals"? Hexbears are the ones liberals and leftcoms call "tankies"

From what I can tell, which so far is decidedly little, everyone is calling everyone tankies.

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  • CthulhusIntern [he/him]
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    11 months ago

    We'll just use "tankie" the way most use "man", "woman", or "person".

    Examples:

    The firetankies put out the fire in the building.

    The policetankie arrested that guy for a little weed.

    The chairtankie of Lockheed Martin announced record profits.

    • KurtVonnegut [comrade/them]
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      11 months ago

      The Avengers:

      Spider-Tankie

      Bat-Tankie

      Super-Tankie

      Iron-Tankie

      Tankie America

      The Incredible Tankie

      Thor

      Aqua-Tankie

      Hawk-Tankie

      And of course, The Green Tankie.

    • DickFuckarelli [he/him]
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      11 months ago

      I think it should be like Smurf where it can be interchanged with any part of a sentence.

      Also, I think TankieSmurf should overthrow PapaSmurf in the next shitty blue troll movie.