My handlers are asking me to tell you not to link/tag the comment or post, to prevent accusations of brigading obviously, but there have been a ton that should be added as new taglines for the site.
The one that prompted this post:
I'm fine with interacting with people of different ideologies and cultures, but I feel like the hexbears mostly just want to harass us "tankies".
Huh? Do you mean "liberals"? Hexbears are the ones liberals and leftcoms call "tankies"
From what I can tell, which so far is decidedly little, everyone is calling everyone tankies.
im so proud to have inspired this quote. all i did was post abt the current status of the Ukrainian counteroffensive. it was a long ass post and there was only ONE part that could remotely be interpreted as “pro-Russia”. it was heavily factual reporting from MoA in which mostly western sources are cited. that didnt stop it from turning into a >400 comment lib struggle session, reality is too real for them
and I dumped the screenshot into the slop trough
this is teamwork
Is it narcissistic to post my own?
Lib: Basically, every thing wrong with the ccp, every evil, is just western propaganda. They deny the Ughur genocide, tiananmen square, they deny everything and call it western propaganda.
Me: Wow, they really deny that stuff? Do you have any good sources I can throw at them next time I see that?
Lib: Nothing really, they just call it western propoganda. Theres no point.
Me: Maybe some would listen if we showed them strong enough evidence, I mean all that stuff is pretty well documented, right? Aren't there like, pictures or something? At the very least, if we force them to deny strong, reputable sources, it'd make the pitch to defederate stronger.
Lib: It is well documented, they have been shown sources, and they do not care. I really hope they defed from hexbear soon.
Me: I know, I'm just asking you to share them with me so I can use them too next time.
I have a source but she goes to a different school in Canada you wouldn't know her
yes, thank you! although, you could have just put the Lib: and Me: into the quotes too if you wanted to keep the quotes so like
lib: blah blah blah
me: blah blah blah
lib: blah blah blah
I love that they followed up with a "uh yeah I figured out you were trolling" and then provided WIKIPEDIA as the only source
That was actually another Hexbear playing along with the bit
No the user you interacted with literally did the bit unironically later
Omg I totally missed that, but that means the other guy called it, that's amazing
Definitely not narcissistic that was a good bit,
and not just because it happened in the thread of my comment
That's a good bit we should just start calling everyone tankies
I usually disagree with tankies, but Marjorie Taylor Greene has a point.
We'll just use "tankie" the way most use "man", "woman", or "person".
Examples:
The firetankies put out the fire in the building.
The policetankie arrested that guy for a little weed.
The chairtankie of Lockheed Martin announced record profits.
The Avengers:
Spider-Tankie
Bat-Tankie
Super-Tankie
Iron-Tankie
Tankie America
The Incredible Tankie
Thor
Aqua-Tankie
Hawk-Tankie
And of course, The Green Tankie.
I think it should be like Smurf where it can be interchanged with any part of a sentence.
Also, I think TankieSmurf should overthrow PapaSmurf in the next shitty blue troll movie.
I really want to start calling people "dronies" but I feel like you need to start on hard Obama liberals then spread out from there.
Communism killed 100 million in Europe alone and 300-400 million in China. Count other parts of the world and the number easily reaches a billion.
This one was a real knee slapper.
When your fascist anti-communist propaganda does not go far enough and you simply have to out do it.
Holy shit that 400 million number is literally just the number of births projected to have been prevented by the one-child policy.
I remember when someone posted the Jordan Peterson fetish tweet, someone just responded with
There was a recent thread about Hurricane Hilary and one of the comments was just
and I thought it was hilarious."She is light itself" and the moon give us light, so Hillary is moon.
I knew some of them blahaj.zone people could post.
Shame about their staff.
Well, I have now, now that we're actually defederating. I'm sure hoping it'll be longer before I have to make an Erika4sis somewhere.
I was within inches of doing that, but I decided it would be best to not jump the gun, as it were.
Also, how does one get the pronouns in the username?
@Erika2rsis@lemmy.blahaj.zone pinging you to let you know that your effort is being explicitly recognized, top tier post
oh yeah I meant to send that with my hexbear account I'm a moron lol
holy shit
I support their desire to unleash anthropomorphized communist hyenas upon the world
That part is from the Gianni Cowboy Bebop video “I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me.” The rest of it seemed original or the reference isn’t familiar.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sMQpWCNTQwThe part about "NY Rush" suddenly playing out of nowhere was also a reference to that video.
I think
Alright, look at me, deer comrade. Look. at. me.
["NY Rush" starts playing out of nowhere]
Could very easily be an amazing tagline
@Erika2rsis@lemmy.blahaj.zone pinging you to let you know that your effort is being explicitly recognized, top tier post
(posted this with my grad account, meant to post this with my hexbear account originally and forgot)
Of course such a powerful poster is also a Ricchan appreciator, sasuga
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Excuse me we prefer to be called "the NATO'd class"
Someone accused us of downvote brigading and brigading Lemmy dot world.
We do not have downvotes, and we have never been federated with Lemmy dot world
I also hope it's not narcissistic to post my own
in relation to freedom in America vs freedom in "authoritarian countries":
people get arrested during strikes and protests all the time in America. of course, you would justify it as "actually they were breaking Clause 8 of Section 9A so it was against the law and they shouldn't have done it!" without questioning if that law might possibly have been drawn up specifically to punish those people because the government couldn't do it legally before. no, all laws in America come straight out of the Founding Father's dick as a glorious bukkake for us all to share freely, while in tyrannical states like Russia and China, all laws are to be questioned and/or drawn up by the supreme ruler himself because he was really extra totalitarian that day
never try idealism kids, it turns you into this
bruh you're by far the most valuable poster on hexbear, you've earned the right to quote yourself a little, as a treat
Death to America
someone did a copypasta of the liberal saying where soviet soldiers would pick up guns off of dead bodies cause they had none, but with keyboards and hexbear users
too lazy to find, i was cry laughing
there was also another that was: "a second hexagonal bear has just flown into the blahaj zone"
The one site tagline about someone's so drawing them getting hit by a car driven by their fursona is funny.
There's a new site tagline of a response to UlyssesT that made me actually laugh out loud. Probably because I remember the conversation too, and good ol' Ulysses had me just as
as the person who responded to him. Something about Oppenheimer and booba and I don't know what. Just totally impenetrable posting 
Ugh. When I was back on Reddit comments like those would always be downvoted to hell.
is to immortalize this in the site taglines
