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  • plov_mix [comrade/them]
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    1 year ago

    French aristocrat knights, c. 14th century: “how dare these English peasants shoot me with longbows!!! Where’s their chivalry!!!”

    (Actual military history may vary)

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      • GenderIsOpSec [she/her]
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        1 year ago

        i know you're doing a bit, but only jousting armour was too heavy to stand in. would be hella shitty to be in full plate if you couldnt move theory-gary

        • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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          1 year ago

          One night I went down the youtube rabbit hole of dudes in full plate showing off their mobility. One dude even swam for a short time doing a sorta breast stroke thing.

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            • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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              1 year ago

              Funny you should mention that. They chose still water, had a guide line, and backup. However! Crypto fash dipshit Varg Vikarness tried the same stunt with chain mail. In a river. Nearly drowned his dumbass.

              data-laughing

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                • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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                  1 year ago

                  I think Varg just killed his band mate. The gay guy was killed by a different guy in the same scene.

                  But yep, that asshole.

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