• TheCaconym [any]
        hexbear
        34
        edit-2
        9 months ago

        The more I look at it the more I'm weirded out

        What are those walls

        What is that thing on the left on the platter

        The dudes in the back look respectively like a hitman and a vampire; the ones in front like fucked-up comptrollers working in a defense-related industry

        This is not enough food for the two of them

        Why does it look like 30% an apple store, 30% a human trafficking den, and 30% a macdonalds, with the last 10% being general creepiness

        Is that an airplane hangar in the room behind them

        What is happening

        • FlakesBongler [they/them]
          hexbear
          36
          9 months ago

          It's the McDonald's at the Pentagon

          Like a tiger wrapped in a shark wrapped in a bomb

          • usernamesaredifficul [he/him]
            hexbear
            22
            9 months ago

            Why does it look like 30% an apple store, 30% a human trafficking den, and 30% a macdonalds, with the last 10% being general creepiness

            It's the McDonald's at the Pentagon

            so they got it

        • Rojo27 [he/him]
          hexbear
          15
          edit-2
          9 months ago

          The thing on the left is probably an apple pie... apple pie and fries. Weird.

          • CommieCretzl [he/him]
            hexbear
            21
            9 months ago

            That's my order every time I end up there because it's the only stuff on the menu without meat or milk products. Pies n fries

              • Smeagolicious [they/them]
                hexbear
                8
                9 months ago

                Back in ye olden days they cooked them in tallow iirc, now they have "natural beef flavor" added. Why fried potatoes need beef extract thrown in there I have no clue.