"My first act as speaker is to make John Fetterman wear pants. He must wear pants. Pants are important. Pants—"
"Mr. President... I mean Mr. Speaker.... Um... Mr. Preseaker - John Fetterman is a senator. The rules of the senate are different."
"I don't care. Gotta wear pants. Knees protruding. Disrespectful. And - 'Mr. Preseaker' - I like that. Everybody heretofore gotta call me that. Until - of course - will the presidency for the third time..."
"A big guy in a suit came up to me. Big, strong and powerful. You could see the big muscles under his suit. Big! Very big. Like a body builder. He has tears in his eyes and he is crying and he says 'Mr. President Trump, sir - I want you to be the Speaker of the House. Please, please, please.' So - I dunno. Maybe I'll be the speaker. Maybe. And we can impeach Crooked Biden finally."
![[Edit] McCarthy is out as speaker.](https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/7452d57b-88d5-4721-bcb3-d2195e53262e.png){kind=link}
The funniest outcome would be to elect
as speaker since they don’t technically have to be a representative
"My first act as speaker is to make John Fetterman wear pants. He must wear pants. Pants are important. Pants—"
"Mr. President... I mean Mr. Speaker.... Um... Mr. Preseaker - John Fetterman is a senator. The rules of the senate are different."
"I don't care. Gotta wear pants. Knees protruding. Disrespectful. And - 'Mr. Preseaker' - I like that. Everybody heretofore gotta call me that. Until - of course - will the presidency for the third time..."
Smirks as he picks up the gavel and says “I got a bigger one at home”
Follow up
"A big guy in a suit came up to me. Big, strong and powerful. You could see the big muscles under his suit. Big! Very big. Like a body builder. He has tears in his eyes and he is crying and he says 'Mr. President Trump, sir - I want you to be the Speaker of the House. Please, please, please.' So - I dunno. Maybe I'll be the speaker. Maybe. And we can impeach Crooked Biden finally."
That would own. More free airtime for him to keep pumping up his numbers and be a big ol' catty queen.