Make sure to buy the sequel: Everyone That Liberals Don't Like Is Gay (And Gay People Are Intrinsically Bad And Should Be Mocked), a bedtime story for liberals. 50% of sales go to Israeli LGBTQ+ organizations
Flag worship is kinda like transubstantiation but for politics. Certain Americans act like the flag is literally the blood and body of George Washington or whatever. There's a rule that you can't put it in the trash if you need to dispose it, it can only be burned in a really special way that feels like a demonic pagan ceremony.
Its pretty funny tbh. I had to tell off a German kid for bullying an American kid once by chasing her around threatening to rub a rock on her flag. I wouldn't have been bothered if she hadn't been legitimately getting upset about the potential disrespect to her flag, but I was a "responsible" adult so I had to stop bad blood forming on the first day of a 3 week camp.
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Everyone That Liberals Don't Like Is Mentally Ill (And Mentally Ill People Are Intrinsically Bad And Should Be Silent), a bedtime story for liberals.
Make sure to buy the sequel: Everyone That Liberals Don't Like Is Gay (And Gay People Are Intrinsically Bad And Should Be Mocked), a bedtime story for liberals. 50% of sales go to Israeli LGBTQ+ organizations
Everyone That Liberals Don't Like Is Mentally Ill (And Mentally Ill People Are Intrinsically Bad And Should Be SIlent), a bedtime story for liberals.
Flag worship is kinda like transubstantiation but for politics. Certain Americans act like the flag is literally the blood and body of George Washington or whatever. There's a rule that you can't put it in the trash if you need to dispose it, it can only be burned in a really special way that feels like a demonic pagan ceremony.
Its pretty funny tbh. I had to tell off a German kid for bullying an American kid once by chasing her around threatening to rub a rock on her flag. I wouldn't have been bothered if she hadn't been legitimately getting upset about the potential disrespect to her flag, but I was a "responsible" adult so I had to stop bad blood forming on the first day of a 3 week camp.
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