Bernie Madoff

On July 29, 2019, Madoff asked Donald Trump for a reduced sentence or pardon, to which the White House and Donald Trump made no comment.

  • barrbaric [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    Got distracted by the shiny clip on the pen while he was writing the pardon and never finished.

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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      1 year ago

      Ahem...

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      I think you meant to say Our Big Wet Boy was distracted by HIS OWN FANTASTIC, STRONG AND POWER SIGNATURE IN GOLD ON HIS PEN.

        • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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          1 year ago

          "Look..." takes out a pen and he uses his sharpie to draw a bit on the map "See? The hurricane was going to hit Florida and now it's not. I fixed it. I fixed it. DeSantis should thank me but he won't."