On July 29, 2019, Madoff asked Donald Trump for a reduced sentence or pardon, to which the White House and Donald Trump made no comment.
"Made off? Like a bandit? Good for him. Glad he didn't need my help."
Got distracted by the shiny clip on the pen while he was writing the pardon and never finished.
Ahem...
ShowI think you meant to say Our Big Wet Boy was distracted by HIS OWN FANTASTIC, STRONG AND POWER SIGNATURE IN GOLD ON HIS PEN.
"Look..." takes out a pen and he uses his sharpie to draw a bit on the map "See? The hurricane was going to hit Florida and now it's not. I fixed it. I fixed it. DeSantis should thank me but he won't."
He misread it as
"Folks, we got 'em! The anti-american far-leftist antifa socialist is in jail. I'm told the cops, very brave, very professional, but didn't take him in. He even asked for a pardon! And I said no."
This one is easy, he either stole from trump or stole from trump’s friends