On July 29, 2019, Madoff asked Donald Trump for a reduced sentence or pardon, to which the White House and Donald Trump made no comment.
"Made off? Like a bandit? Good for him. Glad he didn't need my help."
Got distracted by the shiny clip on the pen while he was writing the pardon and never finished.
Ahem...
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I think you meant to say Our Big Wet Boy was distracted by HIS OWN FANTASTIC, STRONG AND POWER SIGNATURE IN GOLD ON HIS PEN.
"Look..." takes out a pen and he uses his sharpie to draw a bit on the map "See? The hurricane was going to hit Florida and now it's not. I fixed it. I fixed it. DeSantis should thank me but he won't."
He misread it as
"Folks, we got 'em! The anti-american far-leftist antifa socialist 
is in jail. I'm told the cops, very brave, very professional, but 
didn't take him in. He even asked for a pardon! And I said no."This one is easy, he either stole from trump or stole from trump’s friends
