He’s going to be the most progressive president since FDR, just you wait!
2024 Biden Campaign Strategy:
Okay, hear me out: if there are two Hitlers standing on opposite sides of the room and you only have one bullet and you can’t kill both Hitlers at the same time and immediately after you kill one of them the other is let upon the world… but only one of the Hitlers has a dog—surely you’d kill the other Hitler, yes?
2020 Biden Campaign Strategy:
2024 Biden Campaign Strategy:
Only if that dog bites a bunch of secret service agents then I'll THINK about it
I pistol whip both Hitlers to death and use the bullet to redacted myself?