you are morally obligated to vote for hitler
These libs really can't think of anything else to do with their lives but
In that scenario I think you're morally obligated to arm yourself and shoot until there's 0% Hitler.
They did at brunch with pals and it sure made everyone at their table nod along
2020 Biden Campaign Strategy:
He’s going to be the most progressive president since FDR, just you wait!
2024 Biden Campaign Strategy:
Okay, hear me out: if there are two Hitlers standing on opposite sides of the room and you only have one bullet and you can’t kill both Hitlers at the same time and immediately after you kill one of them the other is let upon the world… but only one of the Hitlers has a dog—surely you’d kill the other Hitler, yes?
Only if that dog bites a bunch of secret service agents then I'll THINK about it
I pistol whip both Hitlers to death and use the bullet to redacted myself?
Ukraine flag emoji in November 2023
get ready for a fuckin' smoking hot take
It's becoming more evident every day that Liberals desperately want to cast a vote for literal Hitler.
