• Dickey_Butts [none/use name]
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    9 months ago

    Way worse things to be than a dice guy. Seems pretty cool to me... but also one time I found my roomates set of red/yellow cards from reffing youth soccer and proceeded to carry them around for two weeks giving out penalties for random nonsense. Dropped your food? That's a yellow card.

    Its just prop comedy. This guy is the Carrot Top of hitting on girls.

    • 7bicycles [he/him]
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      9 months ago

      I was with him until the hitting on girls things. That's a fantasy to him, and an uncomfortable experience to everybody else

      If he axed that? Protect this man at all cost

      • glans [it/its]
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        9 months ago

        I don't know if I'd even say there is necessarily anything wrong with the flirting thing. Assuming there is some social context and he isn't just walking up to women in the grocery store, it sounds they are just being used as a conversation piece. There's nothing creepy or menacing or resentful about asking someone to guess a number.

        He just wants a bit of positive feedback and this is the best he can do.

        • 7bicycles [he/him]
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          9 months ago

          Assuming there is some social context

          I mean I assume this is a shitpost but nothing else about "carries-dice-everywhere-guy" really seems to point to understanding social context much

          Which is fine, in a lot of situations, there's reason I put "protect this man at all cost" in there, gets real iffy once you get into flirting tho