Pulling out my d20 and yelling “Roll for initiative!” every time my boss walks past
Why are they called d4s if they do 1d3 damage when thrown? Checkmate liberals.
Women are constantly laughing at my dice. It's what the kids call rizz
Nothing funny about rolling snake eyes on someone at work. Not saying it ever happened to me. Leave me alone
rolling 2d6 until i get snake eyes and telling my friends "wait for it" each time i dont get snake eyes
Remember to weight the die to always get those snake eyes. Gotta impress the ladys
I'm inclined to believe that part it's just that they aren't going to be laughing with you
look if a guy gave that as a pick up line, I'd definitely give him a shot.
Well what happens if you dont roll snake eyes when one of the boys is telling tall tales?
Everyone laughs at you while you slowly walk away, head hung in shame
Before I asked my girlfriend out I used to really lean in to my nerdiness when flirting with her. Mainly because she would make fun of me for it and I loved any attention she gave me. She was a barmaid at our local wetherspoons.
I used to bring in the latest Warhammer model I'd painted and proudly show it to her. I would wax about how much captain Picard inspired me to do better. I even showed her my dice.
Anyway despite the cringe and her making fun of me she did actually find it endearing, and 7 years later we are still solid as rock.
that's adorable. goin down to the pub to show off my toys now
I would think you are pretty cool...
Obligatory plug for Matryoshka and Red Game Table
https://utopologist.itch.io/matryoshka
Matryoshka is a narrative-driven tabletop roleplaying game about a group of paranormal investigators working for a secret division of the Soviet Union's military intelligence. Tasked with protecting the Soviet people without their knowledge, agents investigate unexplained phenomena, cosmic horrors, and supernatural attacks from capitalist forces. Encountering ghosts, creatures from Slavic folklore, and Nazi conspirators, they may uncover a larger project to harness paranormal elements within (and without) the world to overthrow the forces of socialism and plunge the world into fascist darkness.
they may uncover a larger project to harness paranormal elements within (and without) the world to overthrow the forces of socialism and plunge the world into fascist darkness
So they lost???
4-sided dice make excellent caltrops. Everybody will be impressed with your tiny caltrops when the Pygmy Huns try to flank the punch bowl with their cavalry at the office Christmas party.
Pygmy huns at the party? What is this, an episode of teen girl squad?!
ngl those liquid filled d20s do indeed activate the magpie portion of my brain when I see them
I have a chonky transparent teal one with gold flecks in it and liquid glitter core. I love it to bits
The people that have dice with them are usually those that want to play a dice game behind the post office where they get a bunch of idiots to gamble the last bit of money they have and lose it all.
