• HumanBehaviorByBjork [any, undecided]
      hexbear
      16
      6 months ago

      He's a redditor, so you just know he's a 6'3" ubermensch with bulging forearms, perfect vision, an IQ of 125, and no carpal tunnel pain from typing on a keyboard all day.

      • sooper_dooper_roofer [none/use name]
        hexbear
        2
        edit-2
        6 months ago

        modern weapons reduce the need for evolution into 6'3" uberchadmenshspielenwutzstaffen

        we must disarm all of our militaries and return to natural selection by brute hand to hand combat like they do on the Himalayan border

        • @TraumaDumpling
          hexbear
          2
          6 months ago

          nah, modern weapons just select for the evolutionarily superior Twink archetype (speed, dexterity, smaller target harder to hit, fits easily in vehicles, requires less food, body is thin enough that when it is shot the bullet more likely passes through without fragmenting or expanding)