• HumanBehaviorByBjork [any, undecided]
    hexbear
    16
    5 months ago

    He's a redditor, so you just know he's a 6'3" ubermensch with bulging forearms, perfect vision, an IQ of 125, and no carpal tunnel pain from typing on a keyboard all day.

    • sooper_dooper_roofer [none/use name]
      hexbear
      2
      edit-2
      5 months ago

      modern weapons reduce the need for evolution into 6'3" uberchadmenshspielenwutzstaffen

      we must disarm all of our militaries and return to natural selection by brute hand to hand combat like they do on the Himalayan border

      • @TraumaDumpling
        hexbear
        2
        5 months ago

        nah, modern weapons just select for the evolutionarily superior Twink archetype (speed, dexterity, smaller target harder to hit, fits easily in vehicles, requires less food, body is thin enough that when it is shot the bullet more likely passes through without fragmenting or expanding)