• fuzzy
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    10 months ago

    piracy is a crime. if jesus finds out he'll kill you.

        • the_itsb [she/her, comrade/them]
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          10 months ago

          They staked his hands and feet, not his heart. Now that we understand vampirism and liches better, it's time to try again.

          • asa_red_heathen [he/him]
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            10 months ago

            You dont stab a lich in the heart you have to destroy their phylactery which ties their soul to the material plane. And Jesus has had 2000 years to fill the earth with millions of fake phylacteries disguised as Christian artifacts so good luck finding the real holy grail.

            • the_itsb [she/her, comrade/them]
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              10 months ago

              Thanks, I knew liches were a different process but couldn't remember what it was!

              I believe in us. I take this "attack and dethrone god" shit seriously, and I think we can figure this out.