• FlakesBongler [they/them]
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    9 months ago

    I honestly want to know what world people live in where they like getting sick?

    Aside from catching covid once (and that was from trusting a friend who I probably shouldn't have), I haven't had so much as a headcold since 2020 when I started masking

    Why is everyone so fucking set on being a disgusting little plague rat?

    • Yurt_Owl
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      9 months ago

      I mean mayos can't even wash their ass so not spreading disease is beyond their capabilities

            • jaeme
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              9 months ago

              You will be spared in the revolution o7

            • ButtBidet [he/him]
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              9 months ago

              I have been summoned! I am here to quash all the butt wiping liberals out of Hexbear. Send me your questions!

              • alexandra_kollontai [she/her]
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                9 months ago

                Thanks, I've always been too afraid to ask questions about them. How do you get the water to line up if you can't see anything? Also how do you dry?

                • ButtBidet [he/him]
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                  9 months ago

                  I use the handheld one (see profile pic). Although if you have the fancy Japanese ones, you can pull your butt cheeks apart and adjust your hole position to line up to the water. With practice, you can position your poop hole with your hand so that it lines up with the water without thinking. It's weird at first, but becomes second nature very quickly. Just keep at it.

                  I was exaggerating about only liberals wipe. You can use a bit of toilet paper to dry the water. You could just sit there for two minutes to air dry, this happens when you're out of tp and it's fine, but most people don't do it regularly.

        • SeducingCamel [he/him]
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          9 months ago

          I've known and seen plenty of people online who think "skidmarks" are common and something you can't do anything about. I don't have a bidet so I just shower after I shit because toilet paper is never enough