At the very least, if you are in fact conducting important business, ask for a bowl and a spoon.
The only important business I've had with ice cream is when I discovered some fucking amazing local icecream at a festival (seriously, if you're ever in the Lake District take a trip to Ravenglass Handmade Ice Creamery) and skipped the cones so I could eat more ice cream.
What always surprises me about these alpha male chads with things like "ice cream is gay" or, my personal pet peeve, being subject to weather conditions is gay (I'm a cyclist btw) is all founded on "because what if my boss gets mad" and that seems so very at odds with that whole alpha male thing.
What do I care if my boss gets mad I get wet in the rain? sounds like a him problem. Fire me, you bozo, I'll find a new job in a week while your department is going to go under. Seems like a very obvious skill issue on these guys part that they can't tell their boss to shove it and/or even have a boss
The only important business I've had with ice cream is when I discovered some fucking amazing local icecream at a festival (seriously, if you're ever in the Lake District take a trip to Ravenglass Handmade Ice Creamery) and skipped the cones so I could eat more ice cream.
What always surprises me about these alpha male chads with things like "ice cream is gay" or, my personal pet peeve, being subject to weather conditions is gay (I'm a cyclist btw) is all founded on "because what if my boss gets mad" and that seems so very at odds with that whole alpha male thing.
What do I care if my boss gets mad I get wet in the rain? sounds like a him problem. Fire me, you bozo, I'll find a new job in a week while your department is going to go under. Seems like a very obvious skill issue on these guys part that they can't tell their boss to shove it and/or even have a boss