brandon

  • happybadger [he/him]
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    7 months ago

    turning a big dial taht says "Hitler %" on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right.

    • Sushi_Desires
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      7 months ago

      Buzzing in my guess at 99.01% Hitler so I am guaranteed to be closer than the guy who guessed 99% hitler 😏

      • happybadger [he/him]
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        7 months ago

        If he's only 99.01% Hitler, that loses all the moderate suburban independents who would only ever vote for a candidate who is 99.3% Hitler or more.

          • happybadger [he/him]
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            7 months ago

            Yes but there's nothing stopping a republican or moderate democrat from running as 99.3% Hitler and swiping all the votes after that, leaving Biden with the fringe social democrats who want 99.01-99.29% Hitler.