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minus-squareIMF_DOOM [she/her, undecided]hexagonhexbear34·edit-26 months agoi searched for the original context and it makes it even funnier Show Show Show link
minus-squarePalacegalleryratio [he/him]hexbear18·6 months agoIf this is a bit it’s very funny, if it isn’t it’s still very funny but now also a tragedy. link
minus-squarekeepcarrot [she/her]hexbear3·6 months agoFirst as tragedy but simultaneously as farce link
minus-squareHestia [comrade/them, she/her]hexbear16·6 months agoVagina's are basically just inverted penises, so if you eat pussy, you're actually eating dick. and that's pretty gay. However the inverse is also true. So if you suck dick, you're sucking pussy, and that makes you an alpha. link
minus-squareanaesidemus [he/him]hexbear10·6 months agowhere is the synthesis? are bi people the true alphas? link
minus-squareTankiedesantski [he/him]hexbear11·6 months agoBi comrades have achieved true wisdom that one is as good as the other. link
minus-squareD61 [any]hexbear14·6 months agoSecond image "have you never seen a vagina??" Seriously, vagina and vulva are two different things people. If you're looking for the clit in the vagina... you're... you're doing it wrong. link
minus-squareCthulhusIntern [he/him]hexbear10·6 months agoDoes this guy tweet about anything else? Does he make himself being bad at sex his whole personality? link
minus-squareNoLeftLeftWhereILive [none/use name, she/her]hexbear6·6 months agoWtf is phallic order? This can't be a real person? link
minus-squareM68040 [they/them]hexbear6·6 months agoThis would be a motherfucker of a bit if there wasn’t ample precedent for this sort of thing being totally unironic link
i searched for the original context and it makes it even funnier
This is so good
If this is a bit it’s very funny, if it isn’t it’s still very funny but now also a tragedy.
First as tragedy but simultaneously as farce
Vagina's are basically just inverted penises, so if you eat pussy, you're actually eating dick. and that's pretty gay.
However the inverse is also true. So if you suck dick, you're sucking pussy, and that makes you an alpha.
where is the synthesis? are bi people the true alphas?
Bi comrades have achieved true wisdom that one is as good as the other.
Second image "have you never seen a vagina??"
Seriously, vagina and vulva are two different things people. If you're looking for the clit in the vagina... you're... you're doing it wrong.
Does this guy tweet about anything else? Does he make himself being bad at sex his whole personality?
Wtf is phallic order? This can't be a real person?
This would be a motherfucker of a bit if there wasn’t ample precedent for this sort of thing being totally unironic