Little fucking THING on the top of the vajayjay is NOT real my WIFE does NOT HAVE ONE
These guys are living in Indiana Jones and The Clitoral Holocaust
I FAILED SEX ED AND I DON'T SATISFY WOMEN SEXUALLY - I yell loud enough for everyone to hear.
I went through the comments and found him tweet about "phallic order" gonna add that to my lexicon I suppose.
i searched for the original context and it makes it even funnier
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Vagina's are basically just inverted penises, so if you eat pussy, you're actually eating dick. and that's pretty gay.
However the inverse is also true. So if you suck dick, you're sucking pussy, and that makes you an alpha.
Bi comrades have achieved true wisdom that one is as good as the other.
If this is a bit it’s very funny, if it isn’t it’s still very funny but now also a tragedy.
Second image "have you never seen a vagina??"
Seriously, vagina and vulva are two different things people. If you're looking for the clit in the vagina... you're... you're doing it wrong.
Does this guy tweet about anything else? Does he make himself being bad at sex his whole personality?
This would be a motherfucker of a bit if there wasn’t ample precedent for this sort of thing being totally unironic
I wish chaos dragons were real and literal, and brought genuine oppression and terror into the lives of these gentlemen
