Today at the SpaceX launch facility in South Texas, Elon Musk died by drowning inside of a Tesla CyberTruck. He apparently drove the truck into the small waves on the Gulf of Mexico while filming promotional material about the CyberTruck's ability to be used as a boat. Witnesses at the scene claim the last words he was recorded uttering before the truck capsized in the shallow water was "I'm in a CyberTruck AND I'm on a FUCKING BOAT!"
The incident recalls the recent death of another Tesla vehicle driver in a shallow pond by drowning.
His money is literally the only thing he has and the only reason anyone interacts with him. The Tesla billionaire drowning incident will have consequences for him eventually. He will eventually lose his money and then his suicidal flaming downward spiral will really begin.
People die drowning in cars all the time, it isn't unique to teslas. Some girls from my high school did. Mythbusters did a video on how hard it is to break out from a car underwater unless you have a special tool. It won't be held against him.
But he didn’t do anything directly lol. It’s not like Bernie Madoff who was directly calling rich people and proposing his scams to them. Elon’s crap is just the typical capitalist indifference to safety and quality. It’s not any different if her Samsung refrigerator fell on her
I'm not saying that the law will punish Elon through established channels
I'm saying Tesla will be looking at a huge civil lawsuit at some point that could be a serious issue specifically because this time their dumbass car killed one of the Important People in America
He was putting his finger directly in the middle of the Ukraine war with the starlink for Ukraine BS. Eventualy he went back but you can absolutely be sure nothing bad will happen to him anytime soon given everyone is in a mutualy benefitial relationship with him and he got a lot of leverage.
You're seeing this with Boeing even. Even if one of their planes crash with a couple of billionaires inside do you think they'll care about that or the fact Boeing is like 1/3 of the entire US MIC or something?
It's cool how he's just digging his heels in deeper into fascism and nothing bad is happening to him.
I wish someone would [redacted] him, that'd be hilarious
he could have a boating accident
Hear me out:
SpaceX accident
also the ponds, they always hunger for more
We must not anger the ponds, they demand flesh.
Any ending other then being the first human to fart himself to death is too good
*Space Xccident
Dude just really wants to meet Robert Maxwell.
His money is literally the only thing he has and the only reason anyone interacts with him. The Tesla billionaire drowning incident will have consequences for him eventually. He will eventually lose his money and then his suicidal flaming downward spiral will really begin.
or it'll just be
No, someone died. Someone very very rich. Their family will pursue revenge and they have the cash to press the issue
People die drowning in cars all the time, it isn't unique to teslas. Some girls from my high school did. Mythbusters did a video on how hard it is to break out from a car underwater unless you have a special tool. It won't be held against him.
But he didn’t do anything directly lol. It’s not like Bernie Madoff who was directly calling rich people and proposing his scams to them. Elon’s crap is just the typical capitalist indifference to safety and quality. It’s not any different if her Samsung refrigerator fell on her
I'm not saying that the law will punish Elon through established channels
I'm saying Tesla will be looking at a huge civil lawsuit at some point that could be a serious issue specifically because this time their dumbass car killed one of the Important People in America
He was putting his finger directly in the middle of the Ukraine war with the starlink for Ukraine BS. Eventualy he went back but you can absolutely be sure nothing bad will happen to him anytime soon given everyone is in a mutualy benefitial relationship with him and he got a lot of leverage.
You're seeing this with Boeing even. Even if one of their planes crash with a couple of billionaires inside do you think they'll care about that or the fact Boeing is like 1/3 of the entire US MIC or something?
The goal of Ukraine isn't to defeat Russia though, it's to sell weapons stockpiles
Why would it? He's a billionaire and the rest of the ruling elite think the same as he does.
Yet.