I had high breasts, most of my eggs, plausible deniability when it came to purity, a flush ponytail, a pep in my step that had yet to run out. Apologies to Progress, but older men still desired those things.
dear god this is terrible writing and gross as well
"My exoskeleton has a lustrous iridescence, my pheromones are heady, and my brooding sac is engorged. My stores of fungus will last the hive through the winter, and I need to capture an experienced male to ensure the colony is strong"
I know tradwives are real and gross in their own way, but God damn it really just feels like this was written by the most misogynist chatgpt excerpt in some dudes weird fetish cave.
dear god this is terrible writing and gross as well
the fuck is this supposed to mean anyway? the she's into anal?
I read that as she saying she was young enough to plausibly claim to be a virgin
god female purity cult people are so fucking weird
"My exoskeleton has a lustrous iridescence, my pheromones are heady, and my brooding sac is engorged. My stores of fungus will last the hive through the winter, and I need to capture an experienced male to ensure the colony is strong"
somehow less gross
Right? Let me hear some more about that lustrous iridescence
I'm glad I came in here before reading it cause this sentence alone makes me want to expel my lunch.
I know tradwives are real and gross in their own way, but God damn it really just feels like this was written by the most misogynist chatgpt excerpt in some dudes weird fetish cave.