Zoomers refuse to call and leave a voicemail but then send you a 3 minute voice message

  • nat_turner_overdrive [he/him]
    hexbear
    38
    2 months ago
    • boomers who refuse to read and demand that you call them and say the words they refuse to read out loud

    synthesis: millennials who refuse to answer phone calls and only use text

    • FloridaBoi [he/him]
      hexbear
      27
      2 months ago

      My mom leaving a serious, borderline urgent tone voicemail: Call me

      Me calling back: Is everything ok?

      My mom’s response: Oh I just wanted to hear your voice

      • @BakerBagel@midwest.social
        hexbear
        18
        2 months ago

        Mom: "Are you working today?"

        Me: "i go in tonight"

        Mom: "Call me tomorrow"

        Now i am panicking because she often does that with bad news. Usually though she doesn't have anything to actually say, just wanting to catch up. But why does it always have to seem like an emergency?

      • HexBroke [any, comrade/them]
        hexbear
        5
        2 months ago

        It's increasingly common for Australians (at least in my social circles) to say "just want to yarn" and I'm all for it

        Yarning is a way of sharing knowledge; it’s conversations that help build relationships in a safe place; these casual conversations are not structured to timelines or subject. By providing unstructured time to touch on things such as life, family, health and achievements, builds strong relationships and mutual respect for one another.

        (Note - different from a yarning circle)

    • RedWizard [he/him]
      hexbear
      23
      2 months ago

      Its all in service of the "This Meeting Could be a Phone Call > Could be an Email > Could be a Text Message > Could be in the trash" pipeline.

    • someone [comrade/them, they/them]
      hexbear
      19
      2 months ago

      Dear all software developers on the planet: Please implement a feature where all ellipses are forcibly replaced by a single period.

      If I get one more email from an older work colleague replying to me saying "That's great..." or "Give me a call..." or "Let's talk about that..." I will fucking lose it.