Zoomers refuse to call and leave a voicemail but then send you a 3 minute voice message

  • nat_turner_overdrive [he/him]
    hexbear
    38
    2 months ago
    • boomers who refuse to read and demand that you call them and say the words they refuse to read out loud

    synthesis: millennials who refuse to answer phone calls and only use text

    • FloridaBoi [he/him]
      hexbear
      27
      2 months ago

      My mom leaving a serious, borderline urgent tone voicemail: Call me

      Me calling back: Is everything ok?

      My mom’s response: Oh I just wanted to hear your voice

      • @BakerBagel@midwest.social
        hexbear
        18
        2 months ago

        Mom: "Are you working today?"

        Me: "i go in tonight"

        Mom: "Call me tomorrow"

        Now i am panicking because she often does that with bad news. Usually though she doesn't have anything to actually say, just wanting to catch up. But why does it always have to seem like an emergency?

      • HexBroke [any, comrade/them]
        hexbear
        5
        2 months ago

        It's increasingly common for Australians (at least in my social circles) to say "just want to yarn" and I'm all for it

        Yarning is a way of sharing knowledge; it’s conversations that help build relationships in a safe place; these casual conversations are not structured to timelines or subject. By providing unstructured time to touch on things such as life, family, health and achievements, builds strong relationships and mutual respect for one another.

        (Note - different from a yarning circle)

    • RedWizard [he/him]
      hexbear
      23
      2 months ago

      Its all in service of the "This Meeting Could be a Phone Call > Could be an Email > Could be a Text Message > Could be in the trash" pipeline.

    • someone [comrade/them, they/them]
      hexbear
      19
      2 months ago

      Dear all software developers on the planet: Please implement a feature where all ellipses are forcibly replaced by a single period.

      If I get one more email from an older work colleague replying to me saying "That's great..." or "Give me a call..." or "Let's talk about that..." I will fucking lose it.

  • @BakerBagel@midwest.social
    hexbear
    34
    2 months ago

    I love her dearly, but i once asked my best friend to tell me about her new boyfriend. She sent me 10 minutes of snapchat videos. I couldn't even hear his name because she was washing dishes when she said it. She then went on about 3 tangents before i gave up and told her to text me :name, his job, how they met, first date.

    Girl, i do not have time to watch a snapchat video essay. I need my phone to watch Youtube video essays.

      • @BakerBagel@midwest.social
        hexbear
        1
        2 months ago

        She uses Snapchat as a video dairy and sends her friends 3+ minute ramblings every day. Again, i love her dearly, but i never watch them because you can just keep tapping through them and not notice any difference. She just repeats the same thing over and over, so i jist respond to the first video and she is happy. She knows that no one is listening to the whole rant, she's just saying what she is thinking out loud and letting us now what her current mood is basically.

  • kleeon [he/him, he/him]
    hexbear
    28
    2 months ago

    I love listening to 3 minutes of uuuuhhs and uuummmms to hear something that could have been written as a 5 word sentence

    • rootsbreadandmakka [he/him]
      hexagon
      hexbear
      23
      2 months ago

      "oh wait is this working" 5 seconds of silence and tapping "oh yeah it's fine I don't know what that was. Anyway..."

      screm-a

  • FourteenEyes [he/him]
    hexbear
    24
    2 months ago

    People are all like "I don't like reading" well fuck you I do, send me goddamn paragraphs so I finally have someone to send paragraphs back to

  • LENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA [he/him]
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    22
    2 months ago

    I'll listen to my partners voice messages all day, every day. I love them, its the cutest stupidest thing and it makes me warm inside.

    Anyone else, fuck off, die forever, i do not want to hear your voice.

  • bleepbloopbop [they/them]
    hexbear
    20
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    2 months ago

    Seriously! I'd love to talk to you, but I don't particularly want to listen to you talking at me.

    It's the worst of both worlds, I can't respond in any way or ask for clarification or say "hey can you speak up it's really loud where you are", to a voice message like I could on a call, but nor can I read through it quickly, or look back over what was said like a text.

    Imagine having everything from pagers to video chat to VR at your disposal and choosing what is essentially digital voicemail as your preferred means of communication. Not as a fallback when you aren't both able to talk, but as the first choice. I can't

    • rootsbreadandmakka [he/him]
      hexagon
      hexbear
      11
      2 months ago

      This is exactly how I feel about it. Like at least give me a call first before I have to listen to you rambling on for 3 minutes about something that really could've been a short text.

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]
    hexbear
    19
    2 months ago

    I refuse to communicate

    Everything I write is just me hitting random buttons and you interpolating it to be an actual message

  • LaughingLion [any, any]
    hexbear
    18
    2 months ago

    millennial here never ever ever leave me a voicemail i will not listen to it fuck you

      • LaughingLion [any, any]
        hexbear
        4
        2 months ago

        ill take a voice message or text any day if i have to navigate the goddamn voicemail bullshit im done my cheapass phone carrier makes me call in to retrieve them because i dont buy their locked in phones

  • Gorb [they/them]
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    16
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    2 months ago

    Rip a big fart into a voice message and send it back. But yeah they suck big time just type the message. Only voice messages i ever receive or send are when extremely drunk and can't type which is fair but those are always jargon and noise anyway

    • rootsbreadandmakka [he/him]
      hexagon
      hexbear
      4
      2 months ago

      There are instances in which they are useful, some of which people have brought up in this thread, but in most cases they’re inferior in nearly every way to a text or even a phone call.

  • CloutAtlas [he/him]
    hexbear
    13
    2 months ago

    It's quite popular on WeChat, and it's nice to hear my family's voices a continent apart without having to juggle schedules and time zones for a call.

  • @padlock4995@lemmy.ml
    hexbear
    9
    2 months ago

    Couldn't agree more. If you want to chat absolute shit into a microphone make a fucking podcast so I can ignore that as well and send me a message for fuck sake.