• radio_free_asgarthr [he/him, comrade/them]
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    7 months ago

    We will move on from the DC and MCU rivalry to the Kellogg's versus General Mills cinematic universes. I am looking forward to a gritty reboot of Count Chocula along with Lucky Charms 3: Easter Rising and Lucky Charms 4: The Goodest of Fridays. Maybe Gerry Adams will still be alive for a cameo.

    • Krem [he/him, they/them]
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      7 months ago

      how about a period film about how one brave corporation tried to stave off the dgn*racy of their time and turn a generation of young men into based nofappers by using a genius recipe for bland breakfast foods?

      • radio_free_asgarthr [he/him, comrade/them]
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        7 months ago

        As long as a major plot point is based on how much circumcision could prevent masturbation. The real Iron Man of the KCU (Kellogg's Cinematic Universe).

        • huf [he/him]
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          7 months ago

          i refuse to even contemplate watching this filth if there's not a 30 minute scene that's about colonic irrigation with coffee!