When I see this kind of stuff I'm convinced that if the current old people were younger they'd be a part of the tumblr posters horny collective

  • RyanGosling [none/use name]
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    6 months ago

    "Oh shit, I'm sorry."

    "Sorry for what? Our founding daddies taught us not to be ashamed of our guns. Especially since they're such good size and all."

    "Yeah, I see that. Your daddy gave you good advice."