"oh i don't want to fuck the boat/car/plane/literally any vehicle capable of manslaughter" ok so then you agree that pronouns aren't about things you want to fuck, good talk
That's extra funny is this dude refers to his car as a male. So, I guess in addition to wanting to fuck a car he's gay, or bi, maybe he's into female cars too.
"oh i don't want to fuck the boat/car/plane/literally any vehicle capable of manslaughter" ok so then you agree that pronouns aren't about things you want to fuck, good talk
CW: weird fetish
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That's extra funny is this dude refers to his car as a male. So, I guess in addition to wanting to fuck a car he's gay, or bi, maybe he's into female cars too.
you just made me spend 5 minutes yelling at my monitor "dude stop kissing your car!!"
As much as I like gawking, at the end of the day, he's not hurting anyone
yeah im not going to kink shame but i just cant imagine the exterior of that car is safe for human licking
Hopefully he cleans it a lot
proceeds to clean my car in the horniest way imaginable