I follow this person on Twitter, and I'm sure she means this literally, and I'm OK with it.

  • the_itsb [she/her, comrade/them]
    ·
    10 days ago

    putting sheets and towels on the furniture when my filthy fucking friends visit and refuse to don a clean suit

    • CoolerOpposide [none/use name]
      ·
      10 days ago

      When was the last time you washed your couch cushions?

      Also

      pronounjak-rage NOOOOOOO YOURE NOT MY FRIEND IF YOU DONT LET ME PUT MY SWEATY HOT BODY AND CLOTHES ALL OVER YOUR EXTREMELY DIFFUCILT TO WASH UPHOLSTERY