OK this is my list. But first, I need to say that this isn't a condemnation of those into such thing. They just don't vibe with me.

  1. Cannot get into ASMR. I've tried. Often its women 20 years younger than me, rubbing their fingernails on hairbrushes. The intentional sounds they make with their lips and fingers are things that would make me want to change seats on a bus.
  2. Instagram. I was maybe the last person to get a smart phone. It was probably 2016. I'm just fully lazy to take photos of stuff. This is a real issue when I'm single and I need to start putting photos on dating sites, as all pics of me in my phone are me squeezing carrots in my nostrils and similarly goofy things.
  3. My students' taste in anime. I try to be all cool and show off my cool taste in anime, maybe drop a Azumanga Daioh clip. It's all ancient history for 17 year olds.
  4. Photo and videos done in portrait mode. I guess I don't watch videos on the go. See #2

Things that the kids these days do better:

  • Usually better opinions on current events than people my age
  • I wish that cosplay existed when I was a teen. The default when I was younger was drugs.

If anyone insults the kids, I will visit you at your home and do an adventure-time

  • homhom9000 [she/her]
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    5 days ago

    I still don't get Twitch or watching people play games. It's just hours of unedited content to me

    • ButtBidet [he/him]
      hexagon
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      5 days ago

      Unedited gaming videos are so terrible. "Oh sorry guys... give me a minute... oh I'm stuck".

    • Dr. Jenkem@lemmy.blugatch.tube
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      5 days ago

      Old guy here. I've come to enjoy watching leftist twitch on my second monitor while I work/slack off. While I've long been an advocate for Palestine, I've learned a lot more about both Israel and Palestine from watching Hasan Piker. Sometimes the streamer drama can get pretty annoying though.

      • homhom9000 [she/her]
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        4 days ago

        I've seen some of Hasans stuff but it was only clips on YouTube, I haven't watched his stream yet. He's enjoyable and bearable

    • Chapo_is_Red [he/him]
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      5 days ago

      When I was young, we had to go to our friends' houses to watch someone else play video game.

      • homhom9000 [she/her]
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        4 days ago

        I miss playing video games locally. Now we all have to buy a copy and play in different places. I loves the split screen and taking turns

    • Inui [comrade/them]@lemmy.ml
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      5 days ago

      I've never been big into streamers and pretty much exclusively watch Hasanabi and Northernlion. The former is political commentary so I get to learn about current events without having to have a dozen social media accounts myself. The latter is a gamer but for a lot of people its not really about watching the specific game, its the personality of the streamer and the funny commentary. I don't care what he plays, I'm guaranteed to laugh. If you watch sports commentary or like DVD commentary or anything similar then its a lot like that.

      • homhom9000 [she/her]
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        4 days ago

        They don't do DVD commentary anymore either 😭. Now the kids watch cinosins or therapist reacts or whatever they're watching

        • Inui [comrade/them]@lemmy.ml
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          4 days ago

          Tbh I never really watched commentary either. I think blurays still have them though? Do any streaming services? I pirate 99% of my media so I'm out of touch.

    • anaesidemus [he/him]
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      5 days ago

      i'm an old fart but you are watching it for the gameplay, the streamer or both, maybe even the chat has a certain vibe you are a fan of

    • LGOrcStreetSamurai [he/him]
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      5 days ago

      I can watch Twitch only for competition of E-Sports. I love watching a Tekken or Street Fighter tournament but that’s about it. It’s like watching just regular sports game, most of them are will produced.

      I can’t watch a person just play a game, it’s an infinitely worse version of going to a friends house and watching them play a game.

      • homhom9000 [she/her]
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        4 days ago

        I honestly didn't even know esport were on twitch haha. I do like watching League for some reason eventhough I've never played and don't know how. I've only watches the tournaments and finals though

      • SeventyTwoTrillion [he/him]
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        5 days ago

        watching people play games for the first time just stresses me out, especially when they're very unwilling to receive hints (perfectly understandable to not want to get backseated but it does undoubtably result in a lot of time spent doing things that I know are a waste of time and so I'm just anxiously waiting there like "ok, when are they gonna figure it out so we can move on?")

      • homhom9000 [she/her]
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        4 days ago

        Some things aren't deep and that's okay. I like watching street food being made but only if they don't talk to me, no clue why but it holds my attention.

    • TheWurstman [he/him]
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      5 days ago

      Idk best twitch experience for me was hanging out with actual people while they play games. Capitalism just exploited that feeling

      • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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        5 days ago

        I do miss lan parties. The last one I hosted was probably 2018, playing Artemis Bridge Simulator. We filled my basement with folding tables, routers, and every kind of electronic device you can imagine. Artemis will run on damn near anything so we had PCs, laptops, tablets, and phones going. I think we might have actually had two ships going in multiplayer. It's a really fun experience.

    • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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      5 days ago

      Older millenial. I'll watch twitch streams of niche games that my buddies don't play to get a sense of community and see how others are playing the game. The niche games often have very small viewerships so I can often talk to the streamer directly about the game and their experience.

      • homhom9000 [she/her]
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        4 days ago

        That's a good point, they dont really do demos anymore so the biggest way to see a playthrough is twitch

    • thisismyrealname [he/him]
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      5 days ago

      my biggest guilty pleasure is those 4 hour long videos of a guy building things in Minecraft