"Folks, the colonial British reduced the size of Kirpans. A full sized talwar sword used to be two feet long, folks. What a travesty. The British want our swords to be small and effeminate. I say no longer. We're going to build a wall around Britain, and they're going to pay for it. We're going to have our big swords. Mine is four feet long. My guru loves it."
This would be so fucking funny. Imagining him saying Sikh shit in his cadence and trying to grow a beard
imagine the comically large kirpan he'd carry
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biggest kirpan in the world folks are saying, many are saying it
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growing out his hair super long so he can wrap it
The only person in human history to grow 6ft of hair in a weekend
It’d be funny because aren’t the core values of Sikhism like…not him at all?