70% of the journalists become infected and Biden insists it’s fake news

  • Comp4 [comrade/them]
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    4 months ago

    Biden suffers a crushing defeat in the election and barricades himself with the Secret Service in the White House. Blue MAGA battles in the streets with Red MAGA. Taylor Swift announces a new album. Soon to be President Trump... vows to have Biden shot like a dog.

    The year is 2024, and these are the last days of the republic.

    • buh [she/her]
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      4 months ago

      Taylor Swift announces a new album

      July 13th (Taylor's Version) taylor-commie

    • Adkml [he/him]
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      4 months ago

      I thought of sonethi g even dumber and funnier earlier so now I'm convinced it's gonna happen.

      Dems nominate somebody else at the convention.

      Biden says fuck you and launches an independant campaign, splits the true blue Maga away from your standard issue libs, Trump wins 48 states.