70% of the journalists become infected and Biden insists it’s fake news
Biden suffers a crushing defeat in the election and barricades himself with the Secret Service in the White House. Blue MAGA battles in the streets with Red MAGA. Taylor Swift announces a new album. Soon to be President Trump... vows to have Biden shot like a dog.
The year is 2024, and these are the last days of the republic.
I thought of sonethi g even dumber and funnier earlier so now I'm convinced it's gonna happen.
Dems nominate somebody else at the convention.
Biden says fuck you and launches an independant campaign, splits the true blue Maga away from your standard issue libs, Trump wins 48 states.
This, but he dies the day before the election.
It's so cool that America is being run by angry racist dementia genocide peepaw.
hold up now pardner
the masculine form of meemaw is pawpaw, keep on shootin' straight
But then we don't get the pee joke, how dare you deprive us of that
