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I love how all the r/poñitics drines are like ‘wow dems are so lethal, they’re funally getting it done’ they think posturing is the same thkng as actually stacking the courts

  • BodyBySisyphus [he/him]
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    4 months ago

    A story in four acts:

    ~ACT I~

    biden-rember "Congress, I bring you these Supreme Court reforms. Prithee pass them for me."

    ~ACT II~

    liberalism "Sorry, no can do, got a busy schedule of nothing"

    ~ACT III~

    biden-pain "Oh noes Congress, how could you hurt me by not doing the thing like that?"

    ~ACT IV~

    biden-troll "Well, so long as I did my best, I'm happy."

    • fox [comrade/them]
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      4 months ago

      Don't forget the act 2 soliloquy where the parliamentarian explains how because of incorrect use of bullet points the legislation must be discarded

      • Thordros [he/him, comrade/them]
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        4 months ago

        ~INTERLUDE~

        spaghett "I, the Senate Pastafarian, find incorrect use of bullet points in the legislation uncouth. By the Rule of the Ancients, I must declare this bill dead!"