Also between this and knowing he ate cottage cheese with canned pineapple or ketchup has me conflicted on this dweebish monster

  • Alaskaball [comrade/them]M
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    24 days ago

    I still can't get over the fact that he intentionally self-sabotaged his dates with marble bust pfp takes

    • Red_Sunshine_Over_Florida [he/him]
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      24 days ago

      I'm just picturing Nixon taking aides in the bathroom with him like LBJ, but it's to listen to him rant about Marcus Aurelius.

      • Alaskaball [comrade/them]M
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        24 days ago

        Nixon and LBJ at the urinals with Nixon trying to flex on LBJ with some "Wot if the Roman's industrialized" takes while LBJ interrupts him by saying they need to install lower urinals so he doesn't feel so much splashback on his longdongjohn

        • Belly_Beanis [he/him]
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          24 days ago

          People really don't talk about Johnson's johnson enough. He used to just whip it out and show it to people in order to establish dominance. It's such a bizarre piece of American history. The guy was a timid school teacher in public, but a tall, intimidating sex pest with a huge dick in private. No wonder he was JFK's VP.