"So yeah the son of God was on earth, but you just missed him. He was crucified about 50 years ago. Your dad might've met him."

And then Mount Vesuvius fucking explodes

Edit: I meant Roman, I wrote this late at night.

  • Florn [they/them]
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    2 months ago

    Chances are you're a follower of one of the myriad other wacky mystery cults floating around at the time anyway

    • Thallo [love/loves]
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      2 months ago

      Oh, your messiah died? Mine is still alive in the next village over

      • Weedian [he/him]
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        2 months ago

        Oh he just died? You're telling me now for the first time

      • Florn [they/them]
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        2 months ago

        I heard they're gonna be minting a new Messiah in Alexandria next week