UlyssesT [he/him] to the_dunk_tank • 12 hours agoWhen the supposedly smartest man in the world misses the joke by about 1 AU.imagemessage-square33 fedilinkarrow-up1128file-text
arrow-up1128imageWhen the supposedly smartest man in the world misses the joke by about 1 AU.UlyssesT [he/him] to the_dunk_tank • 12 hours agomessage-square33 Commentsfedilinkfile-text
minus-squaremayo_cider [he/him]hexbear30·11 hours agoFirst he invented a worse subway, now he wants to build a worse sun? link
minus-squareUlyssesT [he/him]hexagonhexbear30·11 hours agoImagine the sun, except privatized, jankier, and probably loaded down with divorce dad meme references link
minus-squaregay_king_prince_charles [she/her, he/him]hexbear13·10 hours agoIf the sun has ads, you are morally obligated to become a terrorist. link
minus-squareengelsaxons [comrade/them]hexbear4·8 hours agoAt that point I'd prefer the moon Show link
minus-squareTheDoctor [they/them]hexbear12·edit-210 hours agoImagine an undercity of sorts where natural sunlight won’t reach, so all light and energy must be leased at a premium. Wait, that’s just the inside of my apartment. link
First he invented a worse subway, now he wants to build a worse sun?
Imagine the sun, except privatized, jankier, and probably loaded down with divorce dad meme references
If the sun has ads, you are morally obligated to become a terrorist.
At that point I'd prefer the moon
I prefer this moon.
The Mighty Boooooooooooooooooosh!
Imagine an undercity of sorts where natural sunlight won’t reach, so all light and energy must be leased at a premium. Wait, that’s just the inside of my apartment.