The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
Who? I reappropriated this from someone else.
lol, she's a trans onlyfans model, but also posts some pretty based shit so I'm totally sure there are people who follow her for non-horny reasons.
Totally...
Oh that's neat, good for her to get that bag. As the kids would say.
Actually I just followed her today for funny tweets lmao
Yeah, sure, just for the funny tweets
(CW: Horniness)
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Calling the on myself
Bake me away toys
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She could steal my car and run me over with it and I wouldn't even be mad
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She could stab me with that sword and then tell me my head is shaped weird and I would be delighted.
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
I'm not ashamed of my sexuality and I wasn't actually kidding.
I figured I'm just joking around