Hestia [comrade/them, she/her] to askchapo • 8 hours agoHow long until we get a fuckable twink as president?message-squaremessage-square28 fedilinkarrow-up160file-text
arrow-up160message-squareHow long until we get a fuckable twink as president?Hestia [comrade/them, she/her] to askchapo • 8 hours agomessage-square28 Commentsfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareEndMilkInCrisps [he/him]hexbear8·4 hours agoYou have to be 35 to be president. 28 is twink death. So never. link
minus-squareSoylentSnake [he/him, they/them]hexbear3·46 minutes ago 28 is twink death. speak for urself binch link
minus-squareSoylentSnake [he/him, they/them]hexbear3·45 minutes agowho am i kidding ive only ever been "twink-adjacent" link
minus-squarexj9 [they/them, she/her]hexbear2·28 minutes agoLesbians are immune to twink death. Also white people age crazy fast from my perspective. I thought twink death was more of a late thirties thing tbh link
minus-squareWhat_Religion_R_They [none/use name]hexbear4·2 hours agodamn, and we can't even inject the twink with estrogen because that's going to lose him 15 million votes instantly :/ link
minus-squareHestia [comrade/them, she/her]hexagonhexbear9·4 hours agoThat's it. I'm making a change.org petition. link
You have to be 35 to be president. 28 is twink death. So never.
speak for urself binch
who am i kidding ive only ever been "twink-adjacent"
Lesbians are immune to twink death. Also white people age crazy fast from my perspective. I thought twink death was more of a late thirties thing tbh
damn, and we can't even inject the twink with estrogen because that's going to lose him 15 million votes instantly :/
That's it. I'm making a change.org petition.