• lilypad [she/her, null/void]
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    2 days ago

    Worker: Sir, this is a wendys jumja stick kiosk

    Sisko, staggering around in a halucinogenic stupor: I dont care

    • eldavi@lemmy.ml
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      2 days ago

      please make kai wynn the space karen here, yelling at the jumja stuck employee immediately after coming from church (temple). lol

      • lilypad [she/her, null/void]
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        edit-2
        2 days ago

        Kai wynn, high on her own farts: id like a red jumja stick

        Worker: oh im so sorry, we dont have any red jumja sticks left

        Kai wynn: i am but one of the prophets simple servants, all i ask is for a red jumja stick

        Worker: i understand but we dont have any

        Kai wynn: so you would deny a a humble servant a red jumja stick?

        Worker: i dont know what you want me to do, we have no more red jumja sticks

        Kai wynn: breathes in my child, the prophets have a plan for us, and mine includes a red jumja stick. Do you deny the sovereignty of the prophets?

        Worker: ...uh, no? But we dont have any red jumja sticks left...

        Kai wynn: HERETIC! you disgrace the prophets! You have no place among the faithful! I will pray for you, that your next trip to bajor is safe and uneventful.

        • eldavi@lemmy.ml
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          edit-2
          1 day ago

          Kai wynn: breathes in my child, the prophets have a plan for us, and mine includes a red jumja stick. Do you deny the sovereignty of the prophets?

          :chef's kiss: rotflmao