https://xcancel.com/guapunzel/status/1859608483219357908

    • Kuori [she/her]
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      6 hours ago

      god poured a can of bud light onto a plate of baby back ribs. voila, man.

    • Esoteir [he/him]
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      8 hours ago

      i mean that part is technically true, just uhh, like 1.2 billion years ago when some algae invented sex, but brains didn't exist back then so shrug-outta-hecks

      • Barabas [he/him]
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        8 hours ago

        Wouldn't it have been male ones that diverged from the hermaphroditic model first? Think there are some slugs that are only hermaphroditic and male, but I've never heard of hermaphroditic and female.

        • Esoteir [he/him]
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          7 hours ago

          afaik parthenogenesis is not hermaphroditism and is a strong indicator that the female sex existed first

    • BountifulEggnog [she/her]
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      7 hours ago

      Maybe she misunderstood ancestral eve to mean all humans descended from her, not just all modern humans?

    • BashfulBob [none/use name]
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      9 hours ago

      It's the Chicken-Egg dilemma. You can't have a man without a woman first. Therefore, men evolved second.