President-elect Trump told Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau his country should become the 51st state if it can't fix trade and immigration issues without ripping off the U.S.
What Trump really wants is Greenland. The foolish Danes refused to sell it to him fairly but as the lord of Canada he would be able to field an army on Hans Island and use that as a bridgehead for an invasion.
Why does he lust for Greenland? It is quite simple, Trump want to restore American as a manufacturing superpower but he knows that America is far behind China and needs a boost to get ahead. Who is even better at producing stuff than China? Santa Claus. By controlling Greenland and Santa's workshop, America will gain access to advanced elf technology and use it to usher in a new American century.
What Trump really wants is Greenland. The foolish Danes refused to sell it to him fairly but as the lord of Canada he would be able to field an army on Hans Island and use that as a bridgehead for an invasion.
Why does he lust for Greenland? It is quite simple, Trump want to restore American as a manufacturing superpower but he knows that America is far behind China and needs a boost to get ahead. Who is even better at producing stuff than China? Santa Claus. By controlling Greenland and Santa's workshop, America will gain access to advanced elf technology and use it to usher in a new American century.
The war on Christmas was an inside job all along
... CIA sponsored elves fighting pentagon funded elves in greenland