https://nitter.net/dsgolson/status/1721216438114177308

  • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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    8 months ago

    Can't wait to hear the hiss as the atmosphere leaks out of the seams of the X brand model X space colony ship halfway to Mars.

    • Posadas [he/him, they/them]
      hexagon
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      8 months ago

      That shits self-destructing the moment ground control announces they've passed cis-lunar orbit

      • DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml
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        8 months ago

        Musk would spend 30 minutes screaming at ground control for calling him "Cis" while they try to explain that there is an emergency that needs to be fixed or the rocket will explode.

      • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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        8 months ago

        Rescue pilots can't see us out in the darkness after we abandon ship becausemelon-musk decided all our space suits should be black because it "looks cool."